The Mysteries of Facebook

Dearest Readers of which there are probably not very many.

I have made a MASSIVE breakthrough related to the baffling complexity of facebook. Well, my theory is that it is sooooooo simple, that i can't believe its that simple and keep trying to figure out what i'm missing, but there is nothing that i'm missing! Wow, so in conclusion, facebook is so simple that its complicated. Its like i can't believe its not butter. Its so buttery that people can't believe its not butter. Actually that was a rubbish comparison, its nothing like I can't believe its not butter.

I can't believe its not butter.

On a completely different note, today my aunt took me to Southend on Sea, which was fun! We went to the theme park, but it was shut, so we went to the slot machines and spent a pound of 2 penny coins and made about 30p.... But it was the fun times! I bought some prezzies for my fam and the girls, and some for myself! :D But i saw them, so it wasn't really a suprise...

HAHA I don't even get my own jokes :S

Tonight we're going to Bluewater shopping centre with my cousin Hev and my Aunty, and tomorrow we're going to london again to drop me off at my uncles house and to show me Spitalfields Market on fashion day, which apparently is really good. :D Oh, and I walked into Chelmsford High street and bought a dress from Warehouse that was £15 down from £45 and so I was happy! I saw my cuz wearing one, and she looked so nice in it, so she told me where she had got it from. I just need some accessories... I went into Accessorize to find some and I saw these awesome green bangles, but I have freakishly small wrists and NO bangles have ever fit me in my life... But I got over it, and now I wear necklaces instead... OPTOMISM! (is that how u spell it?)

I LOVE TOPSHOP

Luv Lydi

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